and the world spins madly on

Stressed, depressed, but well-dressed. Actually, not really.

guy:

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

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thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

(Source: hit-it-and-quidditch)

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brutalgeneration:

World Trade Center. (by Manhattan4)

why do drugs when you can do me

(Source: gallyd)

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aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

drunkraulson:

witch—please:

American horror story season 1: who is junglejim4322
American horror story season 2: who is bloodyface
American horror story season 3: who is the next supreme
American horror story season 4: where are zachary quinto and lily rabe

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the-best-of-funny:

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

x

(Source: milch)

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awwww-cute:

Sleepy Pitbulls :)
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